Strapped to this table I lie,
A laser-beam skimming my thigh.
I won’t talk – but, Oh!
Goldfinger says, “No
Mister Bond I expect you to die!”
Current Residence: Sunny Hampshire!!
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Grande
Favourite genre of music: Film scores, classical
Favourite photographer: er...
Favourite style of art: Cartoon, Surrealist, pre-raphaelites, hey can I put 'typography' in here?
Operating System: Windows 10.
MP3 player of choice: I dunno. WinAmp, who cares? I still use vinyl
Shell of choice: Conch. Ho ho.
Wallpaper of choice: My own photo edits.
Skin of choice: Human. Any colour.
Favourite cartoon character: Calvin and Hobbes.
Personal Quote: Ever since I chose to block popups, my toaster's stopped working.